Hitchers

Okay, it isn't a widely used term but considering there isn't one that's what I call them. Hitchers are random spirits you never knew while alive that latch on to you and follow you for an undetermined amount of time. They are not tied to any thing or place so you can pick one up anywhere: the mall, your gramma's house, the gas station, anywhere. Creepy, eh? Well don't worry, it might be unnerving but these are not psychic vampires, only lost spirits. The reasoning behind who they follow is speculated, much like the rest of the occult, but a good reason might be that the one they choose reminds them of something they were familiar with while alive. Unfortunately, you probably won't be able to get rid of them until they leave on their own. You can try a banishing but if their glue is stronger than your magick there's nothing you can do. Either way, most occurrences like this only last a few days so you shouldn't have to call a priest.

Discipline

In these modern times most of us have forgotten true suffering, and therefor true perseverance. To test your power and limits is dangerous but ultimately rewarding. The more you suffer, the closer you are to death. The closer you are to death, the closer you are to the other side. This is the reason behind ancient practices such as Native American spirit journeys and painful rituals practiced around the world.

Such an act offers a glimpse into the spirit world with a "get out of death free" pass. Luckily, you don't have to buy a ticket to India or be accepted into a tribe to perform your own.

The Ritual
If it's so hot or cold outside you get the urge to run to the nearest indoor place, it's perfect. If it's hot put on as many layers as you can and go sit in your car with the windows up and the AC off. If it's cold put on your lightest clothes, no shoes, and if you're brave try to be wet and stand outside. Surpass the urges for shelter, surpass the unbearable threshold, and remain there. Eventually, great things will begin to happen. What they are is for you to discover and the significance is dependent on how much you withstand.

DISCLAIMER
I am not responsible for any actions taken based on this information. If you decide to brave it, it is your decision and yours alone.

The Sickness

When it comes to the occult, one thing can have many different names depending on region or even the individual. In this case, I'm calling it the sickness. It is an ambiance released by some one who is seriously physically ill or on heavy drugs. Typically, it can only be detected within a five foot radius of the person and causes tension in the seer; it can even produce a visible clear screen around the person depending on the severity.


It is almost impossible to determine the source of "the sickness" because illness and drug use register the same. Most often one must use the process of elimination to reach a conclusion in regards to the cause. However, the cause is irrelevant; if taken as a warning The Sickness does its job either way.

Body Bits

I've decided at this point to explain the science behind body bits. The beauty of this method of work is that it is so concrete that it will be successful whether you know how it operates or not. However, just like a car, you'll get there faster if you know how to drive it.


Body bits are pieces you take from a person to aid in a spell directed at them for any reason; protection, malice, whatever. Bits include but are not limited to fingernail clippings, spit, hair, seamen, urine, scabs and anything else that can be excavated from a human or other animal. Because it is a part of the person's body, it is loaded with their essence and is still tethered to them energetically, providing a tunnel between them and the fingernail within which you can send energy or intent, whichever you like.

Bad Omens

Ah yes, the omen post. I chose bad omens because those are the ones I'd rather notice. I don't too much care if good things happen to me, but I'd like time to prepare for the bad. Some of these I'm sure you've heard of and were told as a child but others are a bit stranger and far less familiar to western society. Just the same, they are ages old and have to hold some level of validity in order to survive for so long. I feel the same way about superstitions involving ancient creatures (no, bigfoot is not ancient) but I'll cover those another time, and likely individually as they deserve that amount of respect. Without further adieu, here they are:

Those Damn Felines

• As I'm sure you know, It is very bad luck for a black cat to cross your path. Another version of this omen is that a black cat walking toward you brings with it bad luck, and when it walks away it takes what good luck you had with it. That bastard. At any rate, in England there is a contradicting legend that black cats are good luck and it is the white cats that cause the most trouble.
• When a stray black cat takes up residence at your home there will be a lot of strange happenings during its visit. Not necessarily bad, but most definitely strange. Things you couldn't miss if you will Stevie Wonder will go missing, one person will move out and soon after another will move in, and other events of this nature are pretty much guaranteed.
• If a cat of any color jumps over a coffin of the deceased it is a very bad omen for the soul of the departed. He's basically going to hell.

Other Wildlife

• If a crow loiters along side you at the corner store (or anywhere else) your ass is as good as dead.
• If you have a dream that a crow plucks your eye out you're going to die - and soon. I've seen this one in action with a late relative, and she knew about this, so her last days weren't great ones.
• If you walk outside and there's a dead bird on your porch or patio something very bad is going to happen to a resident of the household. But don't worry, you'll live to deal with it. Well...maybe.
• This is news to me, but apparently weasels that take residence near your home are bad luck. In fact, weasels in general are fairly jinxed.

Miscellaneous Omens

• If an albatross circles a ship it's a sign that a storm is near. It's also bad luck to kill it because it carries with it the soul of a man lost at sea.
• If you say goodbye to a friend on a bridge you'll likely never see them again.
• If the flame of a candle flickers it's a sign that a spirit is in the room.
• A woman buried in black will haunt the family.
• If a dead person's eyes are left open he will find somebody to take with him, so do yourself a favor and close those motherfuckers.
• Mirrors left in a room with a corpse should be covered, otherwise the first person to see their reflection will die next.
• It was once widely believed that a person with the hiccups was possessed by the devil. Medical science still cannot explain this strange bodily occurrence, so who knows?
• If a mirror in a home falls and breaks by itself a resident of the home will die very soon.
• If three people are photographed together, the one in the middle will be the first to die.
• A salt trail in a doorway will block all evil spirits, both living and dead, from entering the home. My grandmother used to do this when she felt someone had a problem with her.

Well there you have it. You are now equipped with knowledge you can do absolutely nothing with, because let's face it - when it comes to bad luck, there's nothing you can do but brace yourself. But look on the bright side, the same people who believe these things also believe if you turn in a circle three times counter-clockwise you can reverse your luck. Just make sure it's bad.